Sox game 8/13 - Ninapaloza

This post is late, and I have no excuse, except alcohol.  Ninapaloza kicked off with tailgating at the Cell and a game against the Detroit Tigers.  Whats this Ninapaloza you ask?  Simply a weekend long party celebrating her recent engagement - and Pocket Jeff Goldblum could not resist coming out to cause some trouble.

PJG tries to hail a beer man - but that lush remembers HE AINT GOT NO MONEY.  Free from the pocket and away from the chance to steal from my wallet, PJG needs to find a new way to get some beer.....

PJG completes his quest.....by mooching off of me - but this will only stand for so long.  At $8 a beer, I don't have the money to support his drankin.

Oh PJG, you skank!  That's my fucking cousin!  And right in front of her husband! 

The Cousin appears to be enjoying her time with PJG, while her husband appears to be getting ready to beat his tiny plastic ass.

Suddenly another cousin swiped PJG and gave him as much beer as he could handle.  Drowning in beer sounds like a sweet way to go, how do you like that you little smarmy skank?  Unfortunately, I informed the cousin that PJG spends most of his time in my pocket, rubbing up against my junk.  PJG was quickly tossed from his watery grave.

Shortly after PJG finished clearing his lungs of beer, it began to rain on our little escapade.  Everyone went home, and the mood was good.  However, for some, the mood was better.....

Oh Nina, you so crazy.