Huge Cocks, SUVs, and Pocket Jeff Goldblum.....

.....the only way this picture could be more American would be if a chick in an American flag bikini was playing a guitar solo on a gun shaped guitar.

WATCH ME AS I UPLOAD THE ORGASM VIRUS INTO THIS DRAWING USING MY MACBOOK!  SEE AS THE JUICE OF HAXORZ FLOWS!

*giant wiener artfully crafted by Patches of Adams.